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Mains Voltage Bath Toys

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1.
Beautiful Ice Bucket. (103bpm. 6/8 time. C maj.) You're a beautiful ice bucket Full of beautiful ice And you're chilling the vino And it's chilling real nice You're a re-purposed object No-one knows where you've been No—one else at the table will ever know The horrors you've seen. You're a beautiful ice bucket. You were once a container Filled with surgical gore But now you've been rescued You're not that any more You're a beautiful ice bucket
2.
Mother Duck's Dead. (103bpm. 4/4 time. C maj.) Driving on the motorway I saw a rolling ball of extinct feathers Tumbling out from under the car in front In the fast lane The ducklings ran bewildered To the median strip From which there was no escape Mother duck's dead, the ducklings are rushing around Mother duck's dead, the ducklings are rushing around
3.
Blue Juice 03:43
Blue Juice. (103 bpm. 6/8 time. C maj.) Good night darling sleep Turn out the light, and I'll turn out the light You're warm and safe in your warm safe bed Turn out the light, and I'll turn out the light
4.
The Big Swim 03:53
The big swim. (60 bpm. 6/8 time. C maj.) You left your life And went away Now I can't leave And I can't stay Walking by the sea The water's dark And it calls to me I might take a swim And wonder when To get out again
5.
Checking-Out 04:39
Checking out. (103 bpm. 3/4 time – 6/8 time. C maj.) What does that word mean? I don't believe you I don't believe this This is just bullshit This is just bullshit Ah... Shit. I did not request your love I did not love you You did not love me We did not love each other There's been a mistake with my bill
6.
Ghost 02:28
Ghost. (110 bpm. 3/4 time. C maj.) I am just slipping away I am not saying goodbye No more awkward farewells I am just gonna ghost it I am outside in my car I have forgotten something Really quite important I have to sneak back inside I am just slipping away I am not saying goodbye No more corporate moves [blundered line by K, but it's pure gold and you can hear us smiling] I am just gonna ghost it
7.
Hell is Other People. (126 bpm. 4/4 time. C maj.) The world is loud with the sound of people Eating loudly Laughing loudly Go away or shut the fuck up Talking loudly Breathing loudly Driving loudly Cleaning loudly Go away or shut the fuck up Weeping loudly Walking loudly Cooking loudly Fucking loudly Go away or shut the fuck up
8.
56K Modem love song. (85 bpm. 4/4 time. C maj.) I really really like my 56k modem It's a special kind of like I don't use it to connect to the internet I just love the way it sounds Sometimes I like to phone myself up with my 56k modem And listen to it I just love the noise it makes I feel a bit uncomfortable About sharing the special noises But I like them very, very much
9.
ABCD Goldfish. (103 bpm. 4/4 time. C maj.) Don't have no sparkly fingers Don't have no special toes I am a little fish Don't need no sparkly jewellery Don't need no special shoes I am a little fish Feed me, feed me, please Feed me, feed me, while I hide in my sunken wreck I am a little fish Feed me, feed me, please Feed me, feed me, while I hide in my sunken wreck
10.
Potatoes 02:38
Potatoes. (103 bpm. 4/4 time. C maj.) I’ve done some potatoes I like potatoes Have some more potatoes I’m kind of getting full I hope you left room for pudding I’ve just been sick in the garden
11.
Trap Cat 04:22
Trap Cat. (103 bpm. 6/8 time. C maj.) Trap Cat is waiting for breakfast Licking her sixpence sprawled on the kitchen floor She chirps with delight as I open The door of the refrigerator Trap cat is waiting for breakfast Please bite me gently Please claw me gently Please claw me gently Please bite me gently

about

Almost all of these noises were captured or created in The Spare Room, Whakatakataka Bay, Tamaki Makaurau, Aotearoa New Zealand.
Heerdegen loves Ms Harris more than words can express.
'Mains Voltage Bath Toys' is just a darkly-playful/oxymoronic title.
Listeners are urged to refrain from doing anything in the bath with anything plugged into the mains.
Heerdegen is a Registered Electrical Inspector and does not wish to be called as a witness at a Coronial Inquiry.

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released January 11, 2019

Playgroup is a sound project by P.J. Heerdegen.

Main Album Cover art by Mathew Carter .

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Playgroup Auckland, New Zealand

Playgroup is a sound project by P.J. Heerdegen.
Among other things, Heerdegen is a sound- recordist.
He makes noises with his voice and noodles around on a number of instruments.
He types better than he plays keyboards.
He types with two fingers, and tends to refer to himself in the third person.
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